Little Man Turns 2!

Oh boy! He has arrived! Let's call him Little Man. 

Little Man is TWO. Very, very, very 2. And two year olds are really good at 2 things: 

1.) Throwing food 
                   a.) from their high chair
                   b.) from their stroller
                   c.) at a stranger
                   d.) at the dog
                   e.) in your face
                   f.) or smearing it into the rug, window, iPhone, leather couch, air vent, their own butt crack

2.) And throwing tantrums because they cannot
                   a.) eat dog food
                   b.) lick the broom
                   c.) have chicken nuggets for breakfast
                   d.) splash in the toilet
                   e.) play with toothpaste
                   f.) reach their crackers


After you get used to his drunken sailor walk (always thinking he'll wipe out on the concrete) and his constant gibberish (that sounds a bit like Klingon)... you totally learn this little Tazmanian Devil is a genius!! Even though Little Man can't actually talk, he does seem to know all the words to Katy Perry/Lady Gaga/Rihanna songs. And he can sort of say (pl)"eeeeeeeeeez." He can ALSO pluck the strings on a guitar rather impressively, line up all his Hot Wheels in a perfectly straight line, feed the dog cookies, start his own bath water, dance with amazing rhythm and do somersaults. He continues to surprise me every minute with cool things. Human development just blows my mind.

How hard must it be to be super intelligent and everyone around you just thinks you poop your pants? 

Sometimes in my mind I imagine what Little Man is really thinking in his....and it probably sounds a bit like Gru from Despicable Me.

We celebrated his 2nd birthday yesterday by playing hooky at work and being beach bums. Enjoy the warm weather while it's here!